- You want to buy a “Big Brother” shirt for your 15-month-old at Mothercare but the smallest they have is 24-36 months
- Whenever the baby is on the floor you feel the need to put protective head gear on him
- People make jokes regularly about how breastfeeding does not always prevent pregnancy
- Your collegues in other offices (especially the US) are shocked to find out that you’re pregnant AGAIN, saying things like, “Didn’t you just come back?”…er, yes.
- Other participants in mum and baby classes look at you with a mixture of pity, horror and relief (that it’s not them)
- You’re convinced the baby needs his nappy changed, only to find out that it’s perfectly clean. Guess it must be the other one, then…
- Your front hall is full of at least four different types of prams, strollers, car seats and the dreaded double buggy
- Speaking of the double buggy, you can no longer get through most London doorways, onto most buses and people are constantly saying, “Oh, I didn’t realise there were TWO in there!!”
- Your toddler’s favourite toy is your electric breast pump- he enjoys dancing to the rhythm
- Family trips in the car mean sitting sideways in the backseat wedged between the carseats, climbing into the front seat to get out at the rest stops/ services
~ by unagid on January 27, 2012.
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